Assorted Vents....

Well I have a couple different topics that I am working on for future blogs, and those require some serious thought, so as a result I've decided to give you a list of things to think about, because they rattle around in my head all day long. I call it

1. I'd be the first to admit that I am firm in my stance on issues in politics, but I also allow people to speak their opinion. Asshats that just start screaming and tuning you out when you are bringing up points/ideas, make me want to punch infants... stop being so gosh-darn closed off you Turd!

2. I thought about this the other day when talking to a single friend... When I was younger, I got a lot of my more "unsportsmanlike" moments out of my system, the excitement of cheating on a girlfriend, the debaucherous nature of a fraternity guy, binge drinking, etc. The guys that don't do it when they are younger, obviously never got it out of their systems, so they are doing it later in life. That's why these guys that were picked on in high school and college, you know the type, cops, firefighters, state troopers etc, now that they have some semblance of power, are doing it to wives and as a result, giving us normal guys, a bad rap. Honestly I wish I could convey how frustrating it is for a nice guy to have to swim upstream against all this negative publicity these guys give us, its like trying to train a lion with a pellet gun, just completely ineffective.

3. Uninformed sports fans that don't know a touchdown from a home run. I can understand being a homer fan, shit this town is crawling with them.... But some people that just cheer for the team and cant even name like 3 people on the fucking team... Okay so you can tell me who they played last week, can you tell me what their record was last year, hell, even this year? There is nothing more frustrating than hearing women scream, "Throw a home run Todd" when the quarterback's name is Chad.... Seriously go jump out of a chopper from 3500 feet without a parachute. On this same note, the cocksucker sports-fan. The guy who knows about sports, knows that healthy rivalries lead to great games, yet is the asshole that says, "I Hope someone kills (insert opposing player's name here), so his career is over!" Like okay I'm a Jets fan and by nature we're supposed to be assholes, but I was a former coach, and as much as I hate losing, I have to accept the loss as either they were better or we fucked up... Just because the Dolphins beat us twice this year doesn't mean I want the entire team charter on its way to Jacksonville to crash into Lake Okeechobee. I admit, I do have one person I despise with a fervor reserved for the 9th ring of hell, but its not a player, its a coach, more importantly Bill Bellichek... But seriously, these fans bug the shit out of me, like they only root for their team, and are complete cunts about any success their opponents/not-their-team may have. Enjoy sports for what they are, COMPETITION. I understand being a die-hard fan, but show some fucking respect to the other teams trying their hardest just as your team is. Basically, these sports fans need a humbling, preferably by one of players they hate so much... wouldn't you like to see Brian Urlacher unload on a 165 lb douche who wished him dead....

4. Bosses that suck... like seriously, do you need to check what I am doing every 20 min? If I'm one of the best employees you've ever had according to what you've said, fuck off and and don't double check all of my work. Go crash into an AIDS tree or something.

5. I hate it when you get a bag of chips and I'm excited to open it and when I do, its three-quarters air in the bag. Fuck!!! its such a let down....

6. It's December.... Can someone tell the weather that!!!!! we've been experiencing record highs for the past week, while the rest of the fucking country is freezing its butts off....

That's all for now. I expect that this will be the regular Thursday blog, just the snippets of a life spent fighting stupidity... with rage....