Mondays Suck....

Well after an interesting and yet short weekend, Monday has once again been that demon which reminds us of our responsibilities. But due to some very hilarious antics all piled up after each other, i must admit that i was totally slacking on updates this weekend. So i will bring up a couple of key points from the weekend....

Points of interest from the weekend:

1. I love it when a boyfriend becomes so jealous that he "tries" me, not because i am paying attention to his gf, but because his gf is paying attention to me... Maybe if he wasn't wearing an Ed Hardy Sports Coat......
2. The Beach Boys would have been jealous from all the Hawaiian shirts we busted out on Sunday at Hooters. Sample:

3. I'm a firm believer that if i am at home and my girlfriend is there, it is perfectly acceptable for me to ask her to get me a beer. God knows I am probably doing something manly, like sanding, sawing, chopping, digging, or any number of things. But, it is in no way right for a man to ask his woman to get him a beer in public, let alone make her pay for it. This is in NO WAY RESPECTABLE, get your own fucking beer bastard.
4. Customer service that rots. Nothing is worse than people who work in customer service and they put themselves on too comfortable a level. Like instead of the standard, "..and can I have your name please?" they say, "Hey what was your name?" Or even better, instead of saying "Can I place you on hold one moment please?" he says "Hold Up." Go play in traffic.
5. The boyscout speech. "It's not you, its me" I forgot who I was talking to recently that their significant other gave them this speech, God that's such a cop out... I should know, I've used it in the past!